It’ll get dark outside soon… Where the street lights trail.

i only got to drive it from the dealer to my house and that was from mission to santa clara…………

 crys

and now i have to get ready for work

and drive the civic there lol 

i need to insure my baby 

i wanna drive it already 

*insert crying emoji*

(Source: davidroads, via filthyymuggle)

croatoanlives:

dunwall:

ok but imagine this

  • dragons

hey you should start a band

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Woke up with the first time car buyer nausea still and I think I’m gonna have it till I pay it off which is in 5 years haha

Yay

Ha

Fuck

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buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

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"All it takes is three simple words to explain a complicated relationship. I love you."

red-fire-ball:

pluvioophile:

dopest-ethiopian:

thylordcharming:

phattygirls:

YES YOU DO!

Steph face tho lmao “right right let you tell it”

Who are they?!

make me mrs.curry please.

Daammm hahaha ouchhh

BUT THERES NOT ALOTTA MILES ON YA MEATER SO LEMME START IT UP AND SMASH IT

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

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whambamtysam:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

She grew up in a different era. She’s ready to try something new.

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

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