creaseintime:

are you ready to get

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nasai:

drunkblogging:

omgggggg

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

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jujubee58:

telvi1:

blackgirlundefined:

I hate when white guys ask me if I twerk….No nigga. Do you riverdance?

Lmfao

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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When your manager calls and asks you if you can come in on your day off.

unfortunate-waiter:

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Who am I kidding Imma be more anti social lol

"I dont know how to keep you.
I dont know how to let you go."

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m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

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IM STRESSING OUTBUT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS BEIG ABLE TO THROW HOUSE PARTIES NOW

ONFG YAY

psyducked:

yes hello I am here

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unclefather:

urtube:

I’m probably going to fast this year

How fast are you going?

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